Episodes

Monday Nov 18, 2024
ACX Success/Straight Facts About Flapping
Monday Nov 18, 2024
Monday Nov 18, 2024
Passed a major milestone today: I uploaded my first test audio file to ACX—The Amazon platform for audiobooks—and it passed! I was so nervous; the technical requirements are rigid and unyielding. So ... I'm including the reading of "Straight Facts About Flapping" here.
Listen and learn about Flapping, grasshopper.

Saturday Nov 16, 2024
The Four Flavors of Republicans
Saturday Nov 16, 2024
Saturday Nov 16, 2024
I remember, as a child in the fifties, the Republicans screaming about the Communist threat and the arch-enemy Russia. Reagan called Russia the evil empire. We now have a Russian asset heading into the White House and the Republican party has metastasized into a coalition of grifters and Trump sycophants, all of whom seem to be sucking on Putin's tit, or something.

Saturday Nov 09, 2024
Happy Birthday To Me
Saturday Nov 09, 2024
Saturday Nov 09, 2024
Another year, that much wiser, oh yeah. I'm grateful, although the view is very different from here, much to ponder.

Wednesday Nov 06, 2024
My Next Career: Voice-over and Audiobook Reader
Wednesday Nov 06, 2024
Wednesday Nov 06, 2024
I had a revelation the other day about how I could make money. Any number of people have told me over the years I should do voice-over work. For whatever reason, I poo-pooed the idea. And then I was researching how to produce an audiobook of my own book, "The Rise & Fall of the HoneyBun Empire" and found this website where I could hire voice talent and it just hit me: "Hey I could do that!"
Better late than never.

Wednesday Nov 06, 2024
The Aftershock
Wednesday Nov 06, 2024
Wednesday Nov 06, 2024
Still processing the loss. I truly didn't see it coming. Of course I live in the SF Bay Area bubble. But how we could elect a convicted rapist and felon to the office of the presidency is beyond me.

Saturday Oct 26, 2024
The History of Rock Music in 500 Songs
Saturday Oct 26, 2024
Saturday Oct 26, 2024
The best music podcast I have ever heard. I cannot recommend it highly enough. I'm very happy he's only 2/5 of the way through his exhaustive and fascinating history of the popular music and the world of the second half of the twentieth century.

Saturday Oct 26, 2024
Trump Town USA Store Owner Arrested
Saturday Oct 26, 2024
Saturday Oct 26, 2024
The article does not say how many 'Trump's Balls' wall hangings he has sold.

Saturday Oct 19, 2024
Another demo of a song for my next album: "Why Did You Have To Smile At Me?"
Saturday Oct 19, 2024
Saturday Oct 19, 2024
Still a demo, but I think the strings and oboe parts are keepers! Enjoy.

Friday Oct 18, 2024
The Rise & Fall of the HoneyBun Empire
Friday Oct 18, 2024
Friday Oct 18, 2024
I've decided the old title of my memoir "The Gentlemanly Art of Spanking" set up an unrealistic expectation for some people and turned others off. The new edition will be called "The Rise & Fall of the HoneyBun Empire." It will be available soon on Apple Books, Lulu.com, and Amazon. If you want a copy with the Gentlemanly Art of Spanking cover, now is the time to buy it!
Other than the title change, it's the exact same book.

Thursday Oct 17, 2024
The Mystery of Federico
Thursday Oct 17, 2024
Thursday Oct 17, 2024
A mysterious Facebook friend who seemed to have connections to my family in San Francisco. We were penpals for a while. He shared my demos with Quincy Jones, who produced "Thriller" among other things.